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06.06.2012 / 13:11

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Pet Cemetery Finds No Clients

Zero demand postpones launch of Belarus’ second pet cemetery.

A new pet cemetery that was supposed to open in Belarus received only 4 applications within 2 months, thus the invertors decided not to launch the project.

Probably, they were quite high for Belarus prices.

The situation around house pet cemeteries are alarming and warns not only pet owners, but also environmentalists. Belarus is in strong need for such cemeteries as there is only one place in the whole country where people may burry their pets, and the conditions there are called ‘awful.’

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